So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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