as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
NoShamevember. You game?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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