girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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