You're so nebulous sometimes
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
