Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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