someone threw a dead crab at me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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