butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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