You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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