ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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