dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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