Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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