:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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