I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize