Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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