I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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