How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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