i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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