i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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