remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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