would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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