I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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