Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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