There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
