put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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