phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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