"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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