Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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