the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
only if we run a train.
done.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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