i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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