i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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