I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
