You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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