doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
