I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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