i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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