Midget sex pt 2 tonight
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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