she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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