Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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