i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
