This house was built for laser tag.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didn't notice because vodka
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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