Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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