i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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