You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so let's talk penis.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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