"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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