so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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