I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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