what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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