I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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