Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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