Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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