Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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