Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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